Okay, I know I’m tripping, but our whole millennial generation low‑key got okie doked. They sold us the brochure: work hard, go to college, get a “good job,” buy a house, get married, have kids, and you’ll live this stable, happy life. So we did it. We signed the papers, took the loans, picked the careers, birthed the babies, played by the rules. Now we’re standing here with mortgages higher than ever, degrees we’re still paying for, and aint worth shit. How we got here.